My roommate, Lola, and her two best friends, Harlow and Mia, met their significant others in a totally insane, it-never-happens-in-real-life weekend of debauchery in Las Vegas.

The side effects of a less-than-social vagina are particularly noticeable when you’re constantly surrounded by three of the most disgustingly happy couples around. And by that point, having sex with yourself is the only option because how can any man possibly hope to compete with your own hand or a vibrator with 120 volts and seventeen variable speed settings? Which is ridiculous when you think about it because everyone knows the best sex toys are corded or rechargeable. At least two of these stores auto-fill after only a single letter is typed into the URL bar, and you are always the roommate expected to replace the batteries on the remote control, hand vacuum, and flashlights. You can name at least three online adult toy stores from memory, accurately quoting their shipping rates, reliability, and speed.

If YOU were on the fence after reading the first 3 in this particular set because of meh feelings toward London and Luke, go ahead and pick this one up.THERE ARE A number of things that happen when you haven’t had sex in a while: You inadvertently emit a sound during the kissing scenes in romantic movies-a noise that falls somewhere between a snort and an audible eye roll and which almost always elicits a pillow being lobbed at you from the other end of the couch. And basically I just really enjoyed it a lot more than I ever expected I would. London and Luke both grew on me, and the glimpses of Mia and Ansel and Harlow and Finn and Lola and Oliver and Not-Joe were wonderful little gifts throughout and Not-Joe really grew on me extra so I was that much more excited to see a little Not-Joe story as a bonus at the end of this paperback edition. But after my last summer fluff read ended up being not a book for me after all (I was blindsided by a christian romance pretending to not be christian romance and if you know me you know that is not my thing AT ALL), my cousin brought me this one, and out of desperation for something light and fun after the disappointment that had been the previous book-choice-fail, I gave it a read anyway.Īnd I pretty much didn't put it down.

I didn't have any interest or curiosity about London and Luke. Real Talk: I didn't have any actual intention of reading this book.

Wicked sexy liar